Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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