Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I want her autograph on my taint
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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