Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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