Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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