I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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