you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
So. Much. Porn.
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