What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my vag is so smooth its legendary
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
