i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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