Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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