No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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