I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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