So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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