let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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