please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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