She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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