i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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