i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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