Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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