you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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