Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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