we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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