Yo dont text me then not text me
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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