doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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