He kissed a someone with a penis
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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