Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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