So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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