Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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