I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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