one two three fourrrrnication!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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