Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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