Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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