just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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