It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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