Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I need to sanitize my soul.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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