You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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