Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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