Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
