I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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