What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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