Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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