i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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