Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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