i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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