quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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