stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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