and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
