Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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