actually, I'm a sock model
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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