If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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