What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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