Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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