please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
love makes seman taste better
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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