Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
