I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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