Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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